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3 kids fishing

Boarhead

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Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the river below.
Before the Secret Service men could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered them whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, I want to go to Disney World.
Barrack said. No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.
The second kid said, I want a pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.
Barrack said, I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them for you.
The third kid said , I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, But you don't look handicapped.
The kid said, I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning.