Classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old
Hateful little bastard
Bites
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbors dog.
COWS, CALVES:NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia. Britannica,45 volumes. Excellent Condition, A£200 or best offer.
No longer needed,got married, wife knows everything.
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old
Hateful little bastard
Bites
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbors dog.
COWS, CALVES:NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia. Britannica,45 volumes. Excellent Condition, A£200 or best offer.
No longer needed,got married, wife knows everything.