Welcome to TheOhioOutdoors
Wanting to join the rest of our members? Login or sign up today!
Login / Join

Kids

Boarhead

Dignitary Member
Supporting Member
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before i got here.

TEACHER: John,why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn,how do you spell crocodile?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No,that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong,but you ask me how i spell it.

TEACHER: Donald,what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: HIJKLMNO.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD:Yesterday you said it was H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie,name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?
WINNIE: Me

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louie: Because George still had the axe in his hand...

TEACHER: Now, Simon,tell me frankly,do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir,I dont have to,my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My DOG' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No,Sir. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.