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Doctor goes huntin.

Boarhead

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A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting,so he approached his janitor.I am going huntin tomorrow Buddy and dont want to close the clinic.I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients and i will give ya 50 bucks.

Yes sir! Answers Buddy.

The doc goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:

So,Buddy,How was your day?

Buddy told him he took care of three patients. the first one had a headache so i gave him Tylenol.

Bravo Buddy! The second one?

He had a bad stomach and i gave him Maalox.

Bravo bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?

Well Sir,I was sitting here having a smoke and suddenly the door flies open and a woman enters.Like a flame she undresses herself,taking off everything including her bra and panties and lies down on the table and shouts:HELP ME!! I haven't seen a man in over two years.

Lard Thunderin Yeezus Buddy!!!
What did you do?

I put drops in her eyes!!