A store that sells husbands opened where a woman could choose a husband.
The instructions were posted at the entrance.
You may visit this store Only Once! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
Floor #1- These Men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued but needs more in a husband ,so continues to the second floor.
Floor #2-These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
That's nice; she thinks, but I want more.
So she continues upward.
Floor #3 These Men Have Jobs ,Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking
WOW; she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
Floor #4-These Men have jobs, Love kids, are Drop Dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
Just keeps getting better she thinks I can hardly stand it!!
But still she goes to the next floor.
Floor # 5 These men have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop Dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, Where The Sign Reads:
Floor #6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
Please Note:
To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. : pickle:
The instructions were posted at the entrance.
You may visit this store Only Once! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
The shopper may choose any item from a floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
Floor #1- These Men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued but needs more in a husband ,so continues to the second floor.
Floor #2-These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
That's nice; she thinks, but I want more.
So she continues upward.
Floor #3 These Men Have Jobs ,Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking
WOW; she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
Floor #4-These Men have jobs, Love kids, are Drop Dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
Just keeps getting better she thinks I can hardly stand it!!
But still she goes to the next floor.
Floor # 5 These men have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop Dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, Where The Sign Reads:
Floor #6- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the husband store.
Please Note:
To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited. : pickle:
