This morning on the Interstate I looked to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 MPH. With her face next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway in my lane still putting on her makeup.
Being a man I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I had to put my seat belt on and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In the confusing of trying to straighten the car out using my knees against the steering wheel it knocked my cellphone away from my ear and it fell into my coffee between my legs. The hot coffee splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins.
So I ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, burnt my privates and disconnected a important call.
Damn women drivers.
I looked away for a couple seconds to continue shaving and when I looked back she was halfway in my lane still putting on her makeup.
Being a man I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much I had to put my seat belt on and I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In the confusing of trying to straighten the car out using my knees against the steering wheel it knocked my cellphone away from my ear and it fell into my coffee between my legs. The hot coffee splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins.
So I ruined the damn phone, soaked my pants, burnt my privates and disconnected a important call.
Damn women drivers.
