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Sign my Winter petition?

I'm getting a petition together to get Winter cancelled and sending it as a bill through congress. :smiley_chinrub:
Anyone can sign it with no restrictions. :smiley_bril:

The Bill:

Winter will no longer exist.
Spring will be January and February with no temps below 35.
Fall will be November and December with one day of light snow allowed on Christmas Day ONLY.

Summer will begin on March 1st thru October 31st. Global warming will be in full effect along with Daylight Savings Time and all temperatures at 70+.

(All warming trend amendments will be taken into consideration.)

Thank you and Amen, Bowhunter57
 

MK111

"Happy Hunting Grounds in the Sky"
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Sign me up . Good plan and anyone not approving the plan is just being mean to us. IMHO
 

bowhunter1023

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I don't mind this stuff. Nickel can attest to this, but summers where I'm from are different just like winter is different up north. It gets so muggy down here you can't breathe. No wind, 90 degrees and 90% humidity is as common as 20+ mph wind, negative temps and snow for you all up north in the winter. I like enjoying all 4 seasons and it add variety to life. Cold sucks, but so dose heat and humidity. I'll take this over the mid-August bullshit we deal with every summer!
 

Bigslam51

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Stark County
I love the winter. I dress appropriately and it doesn't bother me, I'm out in the woods regardless. I'll be sweating my ass off in the shop come summer time though, this weather makes work a lot better.
 

teej89

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Heck no! I'm getting a petition together to get rid of these weak winters lol If I had it my way it'd be cold in November for the rut then a foot of snow from December 1 to February 1 then let it gradually get to spring w/ no intermittent 2"-3" of snow that just turns into mushy slop.
 

Bigslam51

Dignitary Member
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Stark County
Heck no! I'm getting a petition together to get rid of these weak winters lol If I had it my way it'd be cold in November for the rut then a foot of snow from December 1 to February 1 then let it gradually get to spring w/ no intermittent 2"-3" of snow that just turns into mushy slop.

I like your thinking!
 

MK111

"Happy Hunting Grounds in the Sky"
Supporting Member
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SW Ohio
Then I wished couple of you guys lived a little closer to help fed my cattle every day and to help buy hay since some of you want this crazy cold snowy weather.
Just saying at this time in my life I've for one have had enough.

Plus you guys can help with every one's heating bills. But I got that one covered by cheap corn heat. But others pay through the nose for fuel.

Still got the same thoughts?


I like your thinking!
 
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Bigslam51

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Stark County
Then I wished couple of you guys lived a little closer to help fed my cattle every day and to help buy hay since some of you want this crazy cold snowy weather.
Just saying at this time in my life I've for one have had enough.

Plus you guys can help with every one's heating bills. But I got that one covered by cheap corn heat. But others pay through the nose for fuel.

Still got the same thoughts?

I do. I go out and check snares everyday, and I walk to them. I also have to feed the horse, and I have a heating bill. Why do you buy hay anyways? I thought you owned a farm.
 
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MK111

"Happy Hunting Grounds in the Sky"
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SW Ohio
I do but if you guys want all this snow covering I loose my fall pasture grass and it's free. My whole farm is pasture in rough areas and I bale free grass hay from the neighbors and just pay the baling cost.
Hell I loose money every year with the cattle but I enjoy the work plus it's a big help on the Ag exemption on the real estate taxes. So I guess I don't loose any money.


I do. I go out and check snares everyday, and I walk to them. I also have to feed the horse, and I have a heating bill. Why do you buy hay anyways? I thought you owned a farm.
 

jagermeister

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Eff this petition! Lol Keep the frigid temps coming! More time for me to yank fish through the ice.
 

Bigslam51

Dignitary Member
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127
Stark County
When you young guys hit 60 you will be singing a different tune. You will despise the cold. Snow doesn't bother me, that's why they make a Jeep. The cold I truly hate.

Hell I still got 29 years. They'll have something by then to keep my ass from freezing off!
 

giles

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