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Jehovah Witness

Diane

*Supporting Member*
4,715
66
Newark
There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young - well-dressed man standing there who said.......
"Hello Sir - I'm a Jehovah Witness."
So I said - "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked - "Well, what do you want to talk about?"
He said - "Fuck knows - I've never gotten this far before."
 

Bigslam51

Dignitary Member
Supporting Member
25,778
127
Stark County
Lol. They don't get that far when they come around here. The last one that did saw a dead deer hanging in the garage and kept walking LOL.
 

MK111

"Happy Hunting Grounds in the Sky"
Supporting Member
6,551
66
SW Ohio
LOL. I just tell them I'm Catholic and they know it's a lost cause and don't come back.
 
Last month a nice looking lady and a older man came to my house to tell me about being a Jehovah Witness

I invited her in but told the guy to wait outside
He gave me a strange look
And I then said I figured she was one of the perks

They left .......and I was called some interesting names by them

LOL
I bet they don't come to my house for a while

John
 

MandRroofing

Junior Member
262
58
In the woods
Im gonna find all of you guys while your in your stands and offer you the watchtower and awake.but i would never do it durning the rut,because id be hunting too!
 
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COB-TY

Retired to the happy hunting grounds above.
2,555
0
Ohio
Yep! I generally tell em to git the hell off my porch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!