Looked at my phone at lunch - saw a text from a phone number I didn't recognize - it said "I want that ham"...... and so I thought I'd have a little fun with the wrong number.... Conversation retyped exactly as texted (When they mentioned Facebook I knew they were hooked)
Wrong Number: I want that ham
Dan: You want the ham? YOU WANT THE HAM? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HAM!
WN: That motherfucker is mine
Dan: Nope, already gone. Bazinga
WN: Wtf
Dan: It was gone at noon
WN: U put on face book I can have it
Dan: Dude, everyone lies on Facebook. It's what we do
WN: I will kill Joe
Dan: Over pork? You'd kill for pork?
WN: From that store i will and I know he's putting u up to fucking around
Dan: If it's that important I think I got a half a BLT in the fridge
WN: That will work
Dan: You do realize you're texting a wrong number don't you?
WN: No this should be Dougie
Dan: I figured I better give up the gag before some gets shot in a drive-by over some swine.....no dougie here
WN: Lmao joe is my cousin he wouldn't get shot maybe tazed but that would be worth watching
WN: Sorry to bother u
Wasn't really a waste of my time, as it put me in a good mood now :smiley_coolpeace:
Wrong Number: I want that ham
Dan: You want the ham? YOU WANT THE HAM? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HAM!
WN: That motherfucker is mine
Dan: Nope, already gone. Bazinga
WN: Wtf
Dan: It was gone at noon
WN: U put on face book I can have it
Dan: Dude, everyone lies on Facebook. It's what we do
WN: I will kill Joe
Dan: Over pork? You'd kill for pork?
WN: From that store i will and I know he's putting u up to fucking around
Dan: If it's that important I think I got a half a BLT in the fridge
WN: That will work
Dan: You do realize you're texting a wrong number don't you?
WN: No this should be Dougie
Dan: I figured I better give up the gag before some gets shot in a drive-by over some swine.....no dougie here
WN: Lmao joe is my cousin he wouldn't get shot maybe tazed but that would be worth watching
WN: Sorry to bother u
Wasn't really a waste of my time, as it put me in a good mood now :smiley_coolpeace: