#1
Al Sharpton was in Sears.
He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were
white. So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, “What’s the
problem here, Reverend”? Sharpton pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of
them were white. The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it's true that most of the washing are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black."
#2
I woke for a visit to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through next door's garden.
Suddenly, my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, 'darling you're shaking, what is it?'
'You'll never believe what I've just seen' I said,
'That bastard next door has still got my shovel !!!'
Al Sharpton was in Sears.
He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were
white. So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, “What’s the
problem here, Reverend”? Sharpton pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that most of
them were white. The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it's true that most of the washing are white, but if you'll open the lids, you'll see that all the agitators are black."
#2
I woke for a visit to the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a Muslim sneaking through next door's garden.
Suddenly, my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished, I got back into bed.
My wife said, 'darling you're shaking, what is it?'
'You'll never believe what I've just seen' I said,
'That bastard next door has still got my shovel !!!'
