While I was walking around the Marina this morning around 11 AM,
I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the dock and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat, because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible American citizen, abiding by the law of the land that
requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
the Immigration Office, and even the Fire Department.
It is now 5:30 PM. He has drowned, and not one of the authorities have
yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the dock and fall into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat, because of all the explosives he was carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible American citizen, abiding by the law of the land that
requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard,
the Immigration Office, and even the Fire Department.
It is now 5:30 PM. He has drowned, and not one of the authorities have
yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.