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Dirty Johnnie strikes again....

finelyshedded

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A kindergarten teacher asks her class, "who can use the word 'definitely'
in a sentence?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "the sky is definitely blue."
The teacher says, "sorry Susie, but the sky can also be red at sunset and
black at night."
A little boy says, "trees are definitely green."
The teacher says, "sorry, but trees change colors in the fall."
​Little ​
Johnny stands up suddenly and blurts out, "does a fart have lumps?"
Horrified, the teacher exclaims, "Johnny, of course not!"
Johnny sits back down and says, "ok, then I've definitely shit my pants."