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English Vampire

angelzd28

Junior Member
Two english vampires after a long 10 hour day decide to hit up the local pub. As they sit down, the first vampire tells the bartender, "ill take a shot of A positive." After serving up the shot the bartender looks at the second vampire awaiting an order. After a long pause the vampire says, "ill just take a cup of steaming hot water."

The bartender with an astonishing look of disbelief on his face eventually decides to get the hot water and hands it to the vampire, intriguied by the order.

After a few seconds of tension the vampire pulls out a bloody tampon, dips it in the water and says, "I just wanted a bit hot tea"