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Best cowboy joke ever

MK111

"Happy Hunting Grounds in the Sky"
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Three old and tired cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome sagebrush prairie. With pride for which these three were famous, but it was a night of bravado, a night of tall tales.

Tom the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why just the other day a bull got loose from the corral. It had gored six guys before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth".

Ben from Colorado, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 ft. diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move at me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off it's head, and sucked the poison in one gulp and didn't even get a bell ache."

Old Dingus Bob from West Texas being the quite type and not a bragger just sat there in silence. Slowly stirring the campfire hot coals with his pecker.