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Size doesn't matter

MK111

"Happy Hunting Grounds in the Sky"
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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged head to toe.

The Doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be OK, you'll walk again and everything. However, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it"

The man groans, but the Doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 per inch."

The man perks up.

"So." the Doctor says. "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married 30 yrs. and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a 5 incher before but get a 9 incher now she might be a little put out. However if you had a 9 incher before and decide to invest only in a 5 incher now she might be disappointed. It's important the wife plays a role in the decision.

The man agrees to talk it over with the wife.

The Doctor comes in the next day. "So, have you spoken with your wife and has she helped you make the right decision?"

"Yes" the man says.

"What's you decision?" ask the Doctor.

"We're getting granite counter tops in the kitchen."