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Lie-Clocks

woodyw333

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A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
"What are all of those clocks?"
St Peter answered, "those are Lie-Clocks, everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie the hands on your clock will move"
"Oh" said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That is Mother Teresa's, The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie."
"Incredible" said the man.
"Thats Abraham Lincoln's clock, the hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?"

"His clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as a celing fan!"

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