I checked into my hotel in Florida on Monday and was a bit lonely. I thought I would call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such.
I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself "Velvet Touch," a lovely girl bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs -- Well, you get the picture. I figured, what the hell, give her a call.
"Hello," says the woman. She sounded so sexy. Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated,I rushed right in.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait. I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is HOT SEX. I want it hard, I want it hot and I want it now. Bring implements,toys rubber, leather, whips everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
She says "That sounds fantastic, but you will need to press 9 for an outside line."
I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself "Velvet Touch," a lovely girl bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs -- Well, you get the picture. I figured, what the hell, give her a call.
"Hello," says the woman. She sounded so sexy. Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated,I rushed right in.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait. I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is HOT SEX. I want it hard, I want it hot and I want it now. Bring implements,toys rubber, leather, whips everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything! Now, how does that sound?"
She says "That sounds fantastic, but you will need to press 9 for an outside line."
