You can't make stuff like this up, and its from TIME.
American Exchange student get stucks in stone vagina
American Exchange student get stucks in stone vagina
and a little more at the link.An American exchange student got stuck inside a stone sculpture of a vagina last week in Germany.
It took more than 20 emergency responders Friday to free the young man, according to reports in the German newspaper Süddeutsche and The Guardian. He had wedged himself inside Pi Chacan, a 2001 stone sculpture by Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara, in front of Tübingen University’s Institute for Microbiology and Virology. The police in Tübingen first learned of the incident when they received a call reporting that “a person is stuck in a stone vulva.”