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Lie Detector Robot

MK111

"Happy Hunting Grounds in the Sky"
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out a dinner one night.

The father asks the son what he did this afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework".
The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "OK, OK I was at a friends house watching movies."
Dad asks, "what movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son

Son says "OK, OK we was watching porn."

Day says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says. "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

The robot is for sale. Any takers?