A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work . Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home, She hurriedly puts her lover in the closet, not realizing the boy is in there also.
The little boy say's, Dark in here.
The man says, Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No thanks.
Boy: My dad's outside.
Man: Ok how much?
Boy: $250
In a few weeks, It happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: Dark in here.
Man: Yes, it is
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,How much?
Boy: $750
Man: Fine
A few days later the father says to the boy, Grab your glove ,lets go out and have a game of catch.
The boy says I cant I sold my baseball and glove.
The father asks how much did you sell them for?
Boy: $1,000
The father says,That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than they cost. I'm taking you to church and make you confess.
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, Dark in here.
The priest says, DONT START THAT SHIT AGAIN.
The woman's husband also comes home, She hurriedly puts her lover in the closet, not realizing the boy is in there also.
The little boy say's, Dark in here.
The man says, Yes it is.
Boy: I have a baseball.
Man: That's nice
Boy: Want to buy it?
Man: No thanks.
Boy: My dad's outside.
Man: Ok how much?
Boy: $250
In a few weeks, It happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: Dark in here.
Man: Yes, it is
Boy: I have a baseball glove.
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,How much?
Boy: $750
Man: Fine
A few days later the father says to the boy, Grab your glove ,lets go out and have a game of catch.
The boy says I cant I sold my baseball and glove.
The father asks how much did you sell them for?
Boy: $1,000
The father says,That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than they cost. I'm taking you to church and make you confess.
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, Dark in here.
The priest says, DONT START THAT SHIT AGAIN.
