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Catching stuff.

Boarhead

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An old man was sitting on his front porch when a kid walked by carrying some chicken wire.
He hollered out hey kid what are you going to do with that chicken wire.
I am going to catch some chickens with it he replied
The old man said you cant catch any chickens with that and the kid said watch me.
A couple hours later here comes the kid back with a chicken under each arm and the old man just shook his head.
Next day here comes the kid again and the old man said hey kid what are you going to do with that roll of duct tape
I'm going to catch some ducks with it he replied.
The old man said you cant catch ducks with duct tape and again the kid replied watch me.
A couple hours later here comes the kid with a duck under each arm and the old man shakes his head again
Next day here comes the kid again and the old man said hey kid what are you going to do with that stick.
The kid replied this aint no stick it's a pussy willow
The old man hollers out wait up kid let me grab my hat I am coming with you. :pickle: