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Careful for what you wish for ....

Outdoorsfellar

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> While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations, Obama found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
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> Obama responded, "Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
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> The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
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> Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the impertinence of the woman said, "Very well, I want to waken with three white women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."
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> The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
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> The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
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> His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
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> God is good...