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Medicare Part G

You're a sick senior citizen and the government says that there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (Part G) and 4 bullets.

You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means that you'll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, and all the health care that you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And, you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it.

Plus, because you will be a prisoner, you won't have to pay income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?