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Outdoorsfellar

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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.


I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you.

I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.


I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.


The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".