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Outdoorsfellar

Dignitary Member
Supporting Member
A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, and when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other, and relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 

loose_is_fast

Junior Member
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McClure
someone tech savy needs to insert the Jason Boland song Rich young dumb nymphomaniac. Those who have never heard will love it.
 
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