Two Vermonters are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend,
"and I just joined the Moose !"
One says, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend,
"and I just joined the Moose !"