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Icu nurse

Outdoorsfellar

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Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear and a Drop Dead Gorgeous Nurse hovering over me.



It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.

She looked deep & steady into my Eyes and I heard her slowly say,



"You may not feel anything from the waist down."





I managed to mumble in reply,



"Can I feel your tits, then." ?
 

"J"

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And just when you thought he was getting better a drastic setback for the patient in ICU!!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmao :smiley_blackeye: :smiley_brancard: