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MAO's Beard
11-02-2013, 07:31 PM
Well I managed to get some free time away from the boss man to sign up around here. I've been lurking for a while, but have always had some wise guy pulling my whiskers. Figured since they gave me my own parking space at work last week, I'd go ahead and get my own handle here on TOO. I leave ya with this quote from my cousin...

hickslawns
11-02-2013, 07:42 PM
Welcome to TOO. I noticed you have been lurking in the shadows. Thought I saw you in a profile picture and pretty sure I saw you in the "Deer Beard" thread. Nice to see you have your own personality apart from Mao. You ever get tired of Mao dripping hot coffee or chili down your face? Just curious.

"J"
11-02-2013, 07:47 PM
This is a self policing forum Mr Mao's beard.... Make sure you behave yourself or they'll be a straight razor with your name on it lol!!!

MAO's Beard
11-02-2013, 07:48 PM
It's not the hot coffee or the chili. He tried to drown me in a fish tank the other night. I need not elaborate, but it was humid...

bowhunter1023
11-02-2013, 07:57 PM
It's not the hot coffee or the chili. He tried to drown me in a fish tank the other night. I need not elaborate, but it was humid...

Who smothered who? lmao

Welcome bud. My beard was already jealous of you. If he finds our you signed up here, he's liable to get all crazy one me!

1hornwilly
11-02-2013, 08:01 PM
Hahahaha. Perfect.

finelyshedded
11-02-2013, 08:33 PM
Lmao

Huckleberry Finn
11-02-2013, 08:37 PM
It's not the hot coffee or the chili. He tried to drown me in a fish tank the other night. I need not elaborate, but it was humid...

:pickle:

ohio mossy oak
11-02-2013, 09:24 PM
I bow to his beardly-ness

rgecko23
11-02-2013, 09:36 PM
Ha ha ha good one

dante322
11-03-2013, 05:07 AM
I'll let my beard sign up when it's a little older and more mature.

Mike
11-03-2013, 05:35 AM
Welcome Mao's beard. Do you have any tips for young beards out there. You know, beards that haven't been around the block. My beard is sooo immature.

GoetsTalon
11-03-2013, 06:03 AM
Welcome Beard!!!

Archertl
11-03-2013, 12:41 PM
welcome:smiley_coolpeace:

MAO's Beard
11-03-2013, 02:54 PM
Welcome Mao's beard. Do you have any tips for young beards out there. You know, beards that haven't been around the block. My beard is sooo immature.

Well Mike, it's all about nutrition with a good beard. Things like Busch Light, Little Debbies, beef jerky and Mountain Dew really build a good root base. Also hygiene is of the upmost importance. No more than one showe, two if you have a trip to Wal-Mart in planned, a week. A good layer of dirt and grease acts as a scaffold for longer whiskers. Grooming is important also. I enjoy a good combing once a day and my secret is a little 10W-40 rubbed in throughly before bed.

Good luck turning your girly beard into something worthy of true beardom.

lung buster
11-03-2013, 03:01 PM
This thread could go places! Possible thread of the year??? Lol

Diablo54
11-03-2013, 03:43 PM
Well Mike, it's all about nutrition with a good beard. Things like Busch Light, Little Debbies, beef jerky and Mountain Dew really build a good root base. Also hygiene is of the upmost importance. No more than one showe, two if you have a trip to Wal-Mart in planned, a week. A good layer of dirt and grease acts as a scaffold for longer whiskers. Grooming is important also. I enjoy a good combing once a day and my secret is a little 10W-40 rubbed in throughly before bed.

Good luck turning your girly beard into something worthy of true beardom.

Do you ever tell Mao what to do?

Beentown
11-03-2013, 03:50 PM
Is it true that you actually kill all the critters and MAO is just along for the ride?

cotty16
11-03-2013, 03:56 PM
Welcome! I want more info on this fish tank you speak of.

Diablo54
11-03-2013, 04:00 PM
Welcome! I want more info on this fish tank you speak of.

And I can't read...so pics will help

finelyshedded
11-03-2013, 08:04 PM
Welcome! I want more info on this fish tank you speak of.

........toilet bowl......:smiley_coolpeace:

Mao
11-03-2013, 08:06 PM
Lol! I am not even mad, I am impressed..Lol
(FYI it is not me)

MAO's Beard
11-04-2013, 01:06 PM
Do you ever tell Mao what to do?

Look at me, you don't get this pretty by taking orders from your human. When I need a good combing, I grab him by the short whiskers and say: "Bitch, brush me." He's such a good listener. :smiley_coolpeace:


Is it true that you actually kill all the critters and MAO is just along for the ride?

I'm a lover, not a fighter, so I let him do his fair share of the killing. But you can bet your ass if we kill a Booner this season, all you will notice is my freshness front and center. :smiley_bignews:


And I can't read...so pics will help

After sharing pics on BeardTalk from the great spelunking expedition on New Years 2009, I was instructed to stop sharing pictures of Mrs. MAO's fish tank. Who knew? :smiley_chinrub:

ohio mossy oak
11-04-2013, 01:10 PM
After sharing pics on BeardTalk from the great spelunking expedition on New Years 2009, I was instructed to stop sharing pictures of Mrs. MAO's fish tank. Who knew? :smiley_chinrub:

:smiley_crocodile:

Hoytmania
11-04-2013, 05:13 PM
This is absolutely classic! I am happy to finally get to chat with you, that MAO guy is so full of himself. You should really put him in his place.

Jackalope
11-04-2013, 05:21 PM
Jesus. It's became self aware. Skynet is doomed.

finelyshedded
11-04-2013, 06:25 PM
Look at me, you don't get this pretty by taking orders from your human. When I need a good combing, I grab him by the short whiskers and say: "Bitch, brush me." He's such a good listener. :smiley_coolpeace:



I'm a lover, not a fighter, so I let him do his fair share of the killing. But you can bet your ass if we kill a Booner this season, all you will notice is my freshness front and center. :smiley_bignews:



After sharing pics on BeardTalk from the great spelunking expedition on New Years 2009, I was instructed to stop sharing pictures of Mrs. MAO's fish tank. Who knew? :smiley_chinrub:

Oh snap!!! Rotflmao

Full bore
11-04-2013, 07:08 PM
Welcome to TOO, I think? Lol.

Bigslam51
11-07-2013, 03:31 AM
Are you capable of stashing jerky in your whiskers for long hunts?

"J"
11-07-2013, 04:35 AM
Surprised you're not subletting too a sparrow..... lol

Outdoorsfellar
11-09-2013, 07:51 PM
Welcome ! Yeah, I'm willing TOO bet things fly out of that....lol