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Diane

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An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.

“The German doctor says: "That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.

“The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

“The United States doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!