Someone asked me, "Now that you're retired, do you still have a job?"
I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?
"Very simple. The wife has told me that when she wants my f$%#@*^ advice, she'll ask me for it"
I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."
Somewhat shocked, they said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?
"Very simple. The wife has told me that when she wants my f$%#@*^ advice, she'll ask me for it"
