I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said, "If I did all that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
I said, "If I did all that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."
When you are over sixty who gives a shit?
