Thats not the hat Im waiting to get is it? rotflmao
I hit the brakes to miss a deer once and had a colors light roll off the passenger seat shoot up under the dash like a skiball and explode in the floorboard spinning around spewing beer everywhere. So I'm on the brakes trying to miss this deer. While simultaneously leaning over trying to grab this spinning beer of death from the floorboard and throw it out the window.
Then, you is a redneck, Jesse. Lol.
Iam TOO surprised, Mike!
Not to get off track, but I have to share this with some you guys. I was going bowhunting on the opener 2 years ago. The weather was hot and muggy. I had to walk through a standing cornfield for 300 yards to my stand. My dumb ass, hung my brand new Truefire release on my bow, while fighting my way through all of this corn. I get almost to my stand, then notice my release is gone! FUGG! So I back track my steps through the corn looking for my release. By now, I am pissed and dripping with sweat on my hands and knees. When low and behold, I see a nice big matched set of horns about 6 rows away. I start bear crawling ( like the Tasmanian Devil) only to find out that they were my OWN set of rattling horns, that I didn't know I lost! Ugh. You talk about a kick in the junk! I laught at myself for being an idiot and gathered my chit and went home.
Then, you is a redneck, Jesse. Lol.
Iam TOO surprised, Mike!
Not to get off track, but I have to share this with some you guys. I was going bowhunting on the opener 2 years ago. The weather was hot and muggy. I had to walk through a standing cornfield for 300 yards to my stand. My dumb ass, hung my brand new Truefire release on my bow, while fighting my way through all of this corn. I get almost to my stand, then notice my release is gone! FUGG! So I back track my steps through the corn looking for my release. By now, I am pissed and dripping with sweat on my hands and knees. When low and behold, I see a nice big matched set of horns about 6 rows away. I start bear crawling ( like the Tasmanian Devil) only to find out that they were my OWN set of rattling horns, that I didn't know I lost! Ugh. You talk about a kick in the junk! I laught at myself for being an idiot and gathered my chit and went home.
Then, you is a redneck, Jesse. Lol.
Iam TOO surprised, Mike!
Not to get off track, but I have to share this with some you guys. I was going bowhunting on the opener 2 years ago. The weather was hot and muggy. I had to walk through a standing cornfield for 300 yards to my stand. My dumb ass, hung my brand new Truefire release on my bow, while fighting my way through all of this corn. I get almost to my stand, then notice my release is gone! FUGG! So I back track my steps through the corn looking for my release. By now, I am pissed and dripping with sweat on my hands and knees. When low and behold, I see a nice big matched set of horns about 6 rows away. I start bear crawling ( like the Tasmanian Devil) only to find out that they were my OWN set of rattling horns, that I didn't know I lost! Ugh. You talk about a kick in the junk! I laught at myself for being an idiot and gathered my chit and went home.