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The Crime Scene

A new state trooper is on his first solo day after finishing his training at the academy. He’s hoping nothing much happens but right away he gets a call about a bad crash on a remote stretch of highway. He gets to the scene and sees it’s really bad, with dead bodies and car parts scattered all over. With no hope of survivors he tries to think what he should do and remembers that it’s very important to make detailed notes of the scene. He gets out his notebook and begins, grimacing as he sees a leg and writes, “leg in ditch”. Next he sees an arm and notes “arm in ditch”. Looking around he sees a head on the roadway and writes, “head on boolevard”. Known it’s spelled wrong he erases that and tries “head on bullevard”. Again, he knows it’s wrong and is frustrated, so he looks around, sees no one there yet. He gives a little kick then writes “Head in ditch“.