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One Tough Cowboy

Diane

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" Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked a cowboy at the Pearly Gates.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll beat the hell out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."