So on Saturday at work while I was welding I got a tap on the shoulder and my buddy pointed to the ground and there was a bat just laying there. I picked it up, took it over to my other buddy who is scared shitless of anything and got him good with it. After that I was informed that I should throw it in the bosses office, so after scouting around to make sure the boss wasn't in sight I walked over to his office, opened the door and tossed the bat in. I have no clue if he was in there or not. I went back to welding and 30 mins later we went on break. I was told that he came running out of his office like a girl, but he never said anything. At the end of the shift all of us, including the boss were waiting to clock out when he said "someone is going to get fired on Monday" (I about shit my pants) and someone asked why, and he said "it has to do with a mammal, a bat to be exact" and I all I could think of was how pissed the ol lady was going to be at me. I didn't sleep for shit Saturday night. At work today, nothing was said. I don't think he knows who did it and nobody is going to rat on me, 1. It was funny as hell, and 2. I am the biggest dude in the shop. Just thought I'd share and I hope you got a laugh out of it. I just wish I could of seen him haulin ass out of his office!