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How to have a great weekend

Hedgelj

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A old man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger lady at his side. He told the jeweler he wanted to get a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, ‘No, for this special lady, I think we need to kick it up a notch or two. 

At that statement, the jeweler started salivating and went to his special stock and brought another ring over. ‘Here’s a stunning ring worthy of your beautiful lady friend. The price is $40,000," the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. 

The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said, ‘There’s no money in that account.’‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my GREAT WEEKEND! '