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Debutante Ball

Dannmann801

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>A US Navy cruiser anchored in Mississippi for a week's shore leave.
>The first evening, the ship's Captain received the following note from
>the wife of a wealthy plantation owner:
>
>Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's Debutante Ball.
>I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, unmarried
>officers in their formal dress uniforms to attend the dance. They should
>arrive promptly at 8:00 PM prepared for an evening of polite Southern
>conversation. They should be excellent dancers, as they will be the
>escorts of lovely refined young ladies. One last point: "No Jews
>please."
>
>Sending a written message by his own yeoman, the captain replied:
>
>"Madam, thank you for your invitation. In order to present the widest
>possible knowledge base for polite conversation, I am sending four of my
>best and most prized officers. One is a lieutenant commander, and a
>graduate of Annapolis with an additional Masters degree from MIT in
>fluid technologies and ship design.
>
>"The second is a Lieutenant, one of our helicopter pilots, and a
>graduate of Northwestern University in Chicago , with a BS in
>Aeronautical Engineering. His Masters Degree and PhD.. In Aeronautical
>and Mechanical Engineering are from Texas Tech University and he is also
>an astronaut candidate.
>
>"The third officer is also a lieutenant, with degrees in both
>computer systems and information technology from SMU and he is awaiting
>notification on his Doctoral Dissertation from Cal Tech.
>
>"Finally, the fourth officer, also a lieutenant commander, is our
>ship's doctor, with an undergraduate degree from the University of
>Georgia and his medical degree is from the University of North Carolina.
>We are very proud of him, as he is also a senior fellow in Trauma
>Surgery at Bethesda."
>
>Upon receiving this letter, Melinda's mother was quite excited and
>looked forward to Thursday with pleasure. Her daughter would be escorted
>by four handsome naval officers without peer (and the other women in her
>social circle would be insanely jealous.)
>
>At precisely 8:00 PM on Thursday, Melinda's mother heard a polite rap
>at the door, which she opened to find - in full dress uniform - four
>handsome, smiling Black officers. Her mouth fell open, but pulling
>herself together, she stammered, "There must be some mistake."
>
>"No, Madam," said the first officer, "Captain Goldberg never makes
mistakes."

:smiley_coolpeace:
 

Jackalope

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Where da white women at!


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