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Bathroom

Diane

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A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.

"Sir, what are you yelling about? You're scaring the customers."

"Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!"

"Sir, please get off the mop bucket."

lmao
 

Buckmaster

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Portage
Reminds me of a Deer Camp story from a few years ago.

Kirk and I had been drinking most of the day, he more so then me.
So, we went to the local dive bar near camp, played some pool, and drank a few more.
Now Kirk said he has to go poop so he ventures off to the bathroom.

After about 20 minutes of No Kirk I thought I better go check on him.

I enter the bathroom and find him passed out and sleeping on the crapper. Fortunately there was no stall door.
I wake him up and he finished his business. It was time to take him back to Deer Camp. He had had enough.
 
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Redhunter1012

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Supporting Member
One night in my younger days my buddy's and I were on our way home from a party, and were were fugged up. We stopped at a Pilot and they went to Taco Bell while I went to the shitter. Apparently I passed out, cuz about 30 minutes later they came in and woke my ass up. It was the worse pins and needles I've ever had in my feet. I did however mange to drive the remaining 10 miles home. Times like those I just thank the lord for guiding me home. Amazing I didnt kill some innocent people:frown: