In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions.
GUTS: Arriving home late, after a night out with the boys and being met at the door by your wife...with a broom in hand. Then having the guts to ask, "You still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS: Arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, smelling of beer and perfume, with lipstick on your collar and slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next, chubby."
I hope this clears up and confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome...both result in death.
GUTS: Arriving home late, after a night out with the boys and being met at the door by your wife...with a broom in hand. Then having the guts to ask, "You still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS: Arriving home late, after a night out with the boys, smelling of beer and perfume, with lipstick on your collar and slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next, chubby."
I hope this clears up and confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome...both result in death.
