One morning before sunday mass the alter boy asked the priest what the sermon was going to cover.
the priest told the alter boy that he had several men come into confession asking him to please forgive them for they had been with Snatch Green.
Each time the priest asked who Snatch Green was, they told him that she was the new girl in town.
So the priest told the alter boy the sermon was going to cover adultery.
To keep things fresh in the minds of the Towns men.
Later, the priest and the alter boy are sitting in the front of the church watching the people come in, a beautiful woman dressed very revealing
walks to the front pew, sits right in front of them with her legs spread just enough they could see she had no panties on under her skirt.
The priest leans towards the alter boy and whispers in his ear,
Is that Snatch Green?
The alter boy sits there for a second and replies to the priest
Im not sure but.........
I believe its the light coming through the stained glass window!
the priest told the alter boy that he had several men come into confession asking him to please forgive them for they had been with Snatch Green.
Each time the priest asked who Snatch Green was, they told him that she was the new girl in town.
So the priest told the alter boy the sermon was going to cover adultery.
To keep things fresh in the minds of the Towns men.
Later, the priest and the alter boy are sitting in the front of the church watching the people come in, a beautiful woman dressed very revealing
walks to the front pew, sits right in front of them with her legs spread just enough they could see she had no panties on under her skirt.
The priest leans towards the alter boy and whispers in his ear,
Is that Snatch Green?
The alter boy sits there for a second and replies to the priest
Im not sure but.........
I believe its the light coming through the stained glass window!
