Worlds shortest job interview.
Interviewer: What do you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Applicant: Honesty.
Interviewer: Honesty. I don't think of honesty as being a weakness.
Applicant: I don't give a fug what you think.
Interviewer: What do you consider to be your greatest weakness?
Applicant: Honesty.
Interviewer: Honesty. I don't think of honesty as being a weakness.
Applicant: I don't give a fug what you think.