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An enjoyable evening

Outdoorsfellar

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A man was dining
Alone in a fancy
Restaurant and
There was a
Gorgeous redhead
Sitting at the next
Table. He had been
Checking
Her out since he sat
Down, but lacked
The nerve to talk
With her.

Suddenly she
Sneezed, and her
Glass eye came
Flying out of its
Socket towards the
Man. He reflexively
Reached out,
Grabbed it out of
The air, and handed
It back.

'Oh my, I am so
Sorry,' the woman
Said, as she popped
Her eye back in
Place. 'Let me buy
Your dinner to make
It up to you.'

They enjoyed a
wonderful dinner
together, and
afterwards they
went to the theatre
followed by drinks.
They talked, they
laughed, she shared
her deepest dreams
and he shared his.
She listened to him
with interest.

After paying for
everything, she
asked him if he
would like to come
to her place for a
nightcap and stay
for breakfast. They
had a wonderful,
wonderful time.

The next morning,
she cooked a
gourmet meal with
all the trimmings.
The guy was
amazed. Everything
had been so
incredible!

'You know,' he said,
'you are the perfect
woman. Are you
this nice to every
guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. ......





Wait for It ...................




It's coming ........ ......


The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She said ....... ........


'You just happened
to catch my eye.'