The four cent beer joke reminded me of this one. A guy is reading the used car ads in the local paper when he sees a particular Rolls Royce for sale. The same model that he's always wanted. The odd thing is, the asking price is really low, so it must be a misprint. He calls & the lady on the other end assures him that is the correct asking price. He goes to her house, sees the car & just has to buy it. About a week goes by & he still cannot believe his good fortune. He decided to call the lady back & ask why she sold the car for such a low price. Her reply was that her husband ran off with his secretary & about a few months later he sent her a letter. It said..... sell car, send money.