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Stranded lawyers

Outdoorsfellar

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Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them their only food.
Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming...
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One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my eyes.* There is a woman
Out there floating in our direction."
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The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating, you've finally lost your
Mind."
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But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly beautiful woman, face up, totally naked,
Unconscious, without even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.
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The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and discovered,* yes, she was
Alive, warm and breathing.* One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island
For months now without a woman. It's been such a long, long time... So... Do you think we should...
Well... You know... Screw her?"**
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"Out of WHAT?!?" asked the other lawyer.
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