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Time for a Change?

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.

Tim gets a horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife"

"Ex-wife?" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't"
 

xbowguy

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hand01.gif Bye Honey! :pickle: