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Technology for Seniors

"J"

Git Off My Lawn
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Life just gets better as you get older doesn't it.

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod…….. and how was your day?

This is what happens when old people start using technology! rotflmao