A cross-country trucker who has been on the road for three weeks straight
stops into a brothel outside Las Vegas . He walks straight up to the madam,
drops down $1000 and says, "I want an ugly woman and a bologna sandwich."
The madam is astonished. She says, "But sir, for that kind of money you
could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen, sweetheart, I ain 't horny. I 'm homesick..
stops into a brothel outside Las Vegas . He walks straight up to the madam,
drops down $1000 and says, "I want an ugly woman and a bologna sandwich."
The madam is astonished. She says, "But sir, for that kind of money you
could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen, sweetheart, I ain 't horny. I 'm homesick..
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