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Farting at Tiffany's

A lady walks into Tiffany's and as she looks around she spots a beautiful diamond bracelet...and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously, to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a salesperson wasn't anywhere near.
As she turns around...her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman, standing right behind her.
A good looking salesman...cool as a cucumber and he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's. He plitely greets the lady with, "Good Day, Madam. How may we help you, today?"
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman, somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price." :smiley_blink: