A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the
Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a
fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Miller High
Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long
time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional
box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a
fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Miller High
Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby.
He hears a priest come in:"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long
time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional
box is much more inviting than it used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
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