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A short love story .....

Outdoorsfellar

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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves

assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper

berth and she in the lower.


At 1: 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the

woman saying,...........'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get

me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's

pretend that we're married.

'Wow!.................That's a great idea', he exclaimed.....

'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own fuckin' blanket.'


After a moment of silence, he rolled over .........................and farted.





The End